Uberhott asian chick. Creepy Asian androgyne.
Together, they make pie.
Anglo Pete is having none of it.
Why run this on a Saturday?
Well, back in the day we used to feature comments of the week all up in this shiznit.
But that entailed me going through all the comments and finding the best ones. Which took, like, effort. And Adonai knows what a lazy mofo my sorry ass is.
And besides, now I gotta change diapers and give HC1 her due attentions, and so that work just ain’t getting done.
Instead, here’s a pic that is so confusing in its conflation of gender, ethnicity, and douchey/hottie cohabit that a lesser writer might describe it as all sorts of wong.
One ticket please.
